today = new Date();
year = (today.getFullYear) ? today.getFullYear() : today.getYear();
month = today.getMonth();
switch (month) {
			 case 0 : month = "Jan"; break;
			 case 1 : month = "Feb"; break;
			 case 2 : month = "Mar"; break;
                         case 3 : month = "Apr"; break;
			 case 4 : month = "May"; break;
			 case 5 : month = "Jun"; break;
			 case 6 : month = "Jul"; break;
			 case 7 : month = "Aug"; break;
			 case 8 : month = "Sep"; break;
			 case 9 : month = "Oct"; break;
			 case 10 : month = "Nov"; break;
			 case 11 : month = "Dec"; break;
			 }
date = today.getDate();
day = today.getDay();
switch (day) {
			 case 0 : day = "Sunday"; break;
			 case 1 : day = "Monday"; break;
			 case 2 : day = "Tuesday"; break;
			 case 3 : day = "Wednesday"; break;
			 case 4 : day = "Thursday"; break;
			 case 5 : day = "Friday"; break;
			 case 6 : day = "Saturday"; break;
			 }
hours = today.getHours();
if (hours>03 && hours<05) greeting = 'I\'m seeing Kevin off to the boat for another successful day of fishing.';
if (hours>04 && hours<06) greeting = 'Just feeling my way to my 1st cup of Kona coffee. I probably won\'t know who you are if you call right now.';
if (hours>05 && hours<07) greeting = 'I\'m still trying to wake up while I mistakenly feed Kiko a can of spam instead of pedigree';
if (hours>06 && hours<08) greeting = 'Well, laundry\'s done, kitchen\'s clean, I\'m in the shower and putting on my face';
if (hours>07 && hours<10)  greeting = 'I\'m checking my email at the moment and looking for your message (finally found my glasses on the back of the toilet). ';
if (hours>09 && hours<13)  greeting = 'I\'m probably showing a property and can be reached on my cell phone...or you can email me.';
if (hours>11 && hours<14)  greeting = 'I\'m having the mouth watering fish & chips at the Blue Marlin in Ma\'alaea right now so you\'ll probably get my answering machine if you call.';
if (hours>13 && hours<15)  greeting = 'I\'ve gone to meet Kevin at the boat (Rascal Charters) and checking out tonight\'s dinner! \"Hmmm... Shall we have the Ono tonight and save the Mahi for later?\"';
if (hours>14 && hours<16)  greeting = 'Right now I\'m returning my emails and setting up appointments and showings for the following week.';
if (hours>15 && hours<17)  greeting = 'Almost Pau Hana! I\'m just preparing a few pupus to have with our evening cocktails.';
if (hours>16 && hours<18)  greeting = 'PAU HANA!! Kevin and I are relaxing here on our lanai grinding \"ono\" pupus while we wait for the sunset.';
if (hours>17 && hours<19)  greeting = 'We\'re enjoying a romantic dinner of Kevin\'s fresh catch. The tiki torches are lit and the sun is silently setting behind the lanai. Life is good!';
if (hours>18 && hours<20)  greeting = 'I\'m taking my second shower of the day right now and bed is lookin\' pretty damn good!';
if (hours>19 && hours<21)  greeting = 'What I\'m most likely doing right now is NOT for public knowledge. This is definitely not a good time to call...but someone inevitably does anyway!';
if (hours>20 && hours<24)  greeting = 'I\'m probably in bed. Tossing and turning. Trying to find the right position.';
if (hours>23 && hours<25)  greeting = 'I\'m blindly searching for that midnight snack and the bathroom.';
if (hours>00 && hours<04)  greeting = 'Hopefully I\'m fast asleep. This is not a good time to call, but I\'ll look for your email later.';
hour = (hours>12) ? (hours-12) : hours;
halfDay = (hours>11 && hours<24)?'pm':'am';
minutes = today.getMinutes();
dayStr =  day+ ', ' +date+ '&nbsp;' +month+ ',&nbsp;' +year;
timeStr = (minutes<10) ? hour+ ':0' +minutes+ ' ' +halfDay : hour+ ':' +minutes+ ' ' +halfDay;